Posted by Bill (other posts) on February 01, 2014 at 07:47:17 Previous Next
In Reply to: Re: Cruel Californian #2... posted by Long Hair In Albany on January 31, 2014 at 14:16:38:
: : : Ken, I have a problem. The plum blossoms are all now falling off of the plum tree. They are all over the sidewalk, and I don't know anyone around here with a snow blower that I could borrow to get them off.
: : : Bill
: We've got the perfect solution here in upstate New York..........
: a whole lot of snow to protect that sidewalk.
California will gladly accept all of the snow presently in the state of New York (yellow snow excepted). Please deposit 80% of it over the High Sierra at a depth of 20 feet. Please do this at night so it does not inconvenience Californians who ski there. Please deposit the remaining 20%, also at night, over lower elevations, but oh, please melt it first.
Bill